TEXAS HOLD 'EM

This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold 'Em (Woo, hey!)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo!

There's a tornado in my city (There's a tornado in my city)

Hit the basement, that shit ain't pretty (Hit the basement, that shit ain't pretty)

Rugged whiskey 'cause we surviving (Rugged whiskey 'cause we surviving)

Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption passing time, yeah

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

One step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar

We always thought was nice

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Run me to the left

Then spin me in the middle, boy

I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold 'Em (Woo, hey!)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo!

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

There's a heat wave coming at us (There's a heat wave coming at us)

Too hot to think straight, too cold to panic (Too hot to think straight, cold to panic)

All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)

Now we're running to the first bar that we find, yeah

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

One step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar

We always thought was nice

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You run to the left

Just work me in the middle, boy

I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold 'Em (Woo, hey!)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Hey)

Throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo!

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Take it to the floor now, ooh

Hoops, spurs, boots

To the floor now, ooh

Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Shoot

Come take it to the floor now, ooh

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too

Furs, spurs, boots

Solargenic, photogenic, shoot