Welcome To Horrorwood

INK fills the page…

A classic killer completes the cast

If evil's all the rage

Cut to the close up, then fade to black…

Sit back for the sequel of your dreams

All Psychos crave more shocking scenes

Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen…?

Are you misunderstood?

Are you more bad than good?

Welcome to Horrorwood

Where anyone would kill for a call back

'Cause everyone is just so fucking

Desperate for fame

Can't blame the savages this town attracts

I guess we're all insane

So silence the critics, 'cause this is not an act

But here's the soundtrack

Sit back for the sequel of your dreams

All Psychos crave more shocking scenes

Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen…?

Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)

Are you more bad than good?

Welcome to Horrorwood

Where anyone would kill for a call back

The tabloids say

"There goes the neighborhood!"

But long live Horrorwood!

The only place it pays to be a hack!

But will you make the cut if you know

Stardom's just an afterthought

For all those stabbed in the backlot

Piled up and left to rot

So how's this for an establishing shot?

Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)

Are you more bad than good?

Welcome to Horrorwood

Where anyone would kill for a call back

The tabloids say

"There goes the neighborhood!"

But long live Horrorwood!

The only place where everyone should

Fear the premiere

There's always a target out on the red carpet

Between 'Silver Screams' something's awakened

And you'll never make it

BUT ENJOY THE SHOW!

Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)

Are you more bad than good?

Welcome to Horrorwood

Where anyone would kill for a call back

The tabloids say

"There goes the neighborhood!"

But long live Horrorwood!

The only place it pays to be a hack!

Be a hack

Welcome BACK!