Assault & Batteries

I'll be watching over you and every move you make

I may be made of plastic, but I'm wide awake

I'll be right by your side until the day you die

Your friend until the end, I'm your

Good Guy...

Hey Andy!

It's time to play, motherfucker!

Through a child's eyes, you'll find it's hard to refuse

A friendly freckled face

"Oh honey, isn't he cute?"

But little do they know, little do they see

Play time is over, it's a killing spree!

Bitch!

Na-na-na-booboo, he's gonna get you

E-V-I-L

D-O-L-L

Na-na-na-booboo, violence and voodoo

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes in every size

"Mommy, Mommy! My doll is alive!"

One child holds the truth, but he's labeled a liar

One doll dismembered them all!

With no assembly required

They won't know what to say

They won't know what to do

'Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!

Na-na-na-booboo, he's gonna get you

E-V-I-L

D-O-L-L

Na-na-na-booboo, violence and voodoo

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes in every size

And once he's planted his seed

You'll know your life's been uprooted

'Cause safety's not guaranteed

Assault & Batteries included

Stitched back together it seems

By the evil bride of his dreams

Heaven help you if you hear him scream:

"Ade due Damballa"

(Attention shoppers: one soul left in stock)

"Ade due Damballa"

A new kid on the chopping block

Hidey-ho, bitch!

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes in every size

You won't ever grow up

You won't make it past six

'Cause this two-foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch

You won't ever grow up

He'll toy with you 'til you die

To prove that evil comes

Evil comes

Evil comes

In every size

Na-na-na-booboo, fuck you!